I am not a Chloe.


marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(Source: bluedogeyes)


Via Ryan Vallejo


kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses



satisfactory-gatsby:

Came across a guitar signed by Arctic Monkeys in The Cavern, Liverpool


kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

Via AQ

pornstardrew:

Why did no one talk about this?!


fricklefracklephan:

jowji:

tylephjoser:

my mom thought otp meant “oh, the pain.”

what’s the difference

There is none

Via aint no chloe

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

Via AQ

toxicwinner:

how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot

Via I'm not cute, I'm punk rock.

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

Via aint no chloe

w is not a vowel

– every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount) Via aint no chloe
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