I am not a Chloe.



unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

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aieon:

My plan for finding a rich husband in university is hanging outside the cardiology department holding out a stethoscope and asking “Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?”

Via Same.

automatically:

Roxy like a puma

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make me choose ♡ mothrie asked:

↳ sam winchester or castiel?


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syanea:

ruinedchildhood:

shots fired

i don’t like lohanthony but


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judgeoftheblogosphere:

literally what this website did to some of you

(Source: thecheeziersnack)




tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

Via AQ

Fall Out Boy Songs for the Signs

shitthesignssay:

  • Aries- The Phoenix
  • Taurus- Grand Theft Autumn
  • Gemini- Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying
  • Cancer- A Little Less 16 Candles, A Little More “Touch Me”
  • Leo- “The Take Over, The Breaks Over”
  • Virgo- Sugar, We’re Goin Down
  • Libra- America’s Suitehearts
  • Scorpio- Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to Do Today
  • Sagittarius- Thnks fr th Mmrs
  • Capricorn- Fame < Infamy
  • Aquarius- Dance, Dance
  • Pisces- 20 Dollar Nose Bleed
Via Living Like A Child With No Imagination
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