I am not a Chloe.

thebestofallpossible:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

guarding our galaxy

Via pull me in like a riptide

letlivevan:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

(Source: laughing420)

Via It Me


blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

Via It Me

safety-bin:

so I found a picture of Jared and Thomas at the pool the other day and I wanted to post it



(Source: theemblem3nation)



My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

(Source: lolfactory)


shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

Via That's my nipple bro

s3asick-s0uls:

This is the best one I’ve seen

(Source: madasahatter-highasakite)


am i the only loser watching Houdini?


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